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All Your Models Are Destroyed – Bitcoin Sweatshirt

€37.95 EUR

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Color Black Navy Blue

Size S M L XL 2XL

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The All Your Models Are Destroyed Bitcoin Sweatshirt references one of the most recognizable Bitcoin-era statements associated with Michael Saylor.

The design combines the phrase “All Your Models Are Destroyed” with the Bitcoin logo — pointing toward a simple idea:

Most economic, monetary and investment frameworks were built for a world without absolute digital scarcity.

Bitcoin changes that foundation.

Once sound money enters the system, many legacy assumptions no longer hold.

👉 A Bitcoin sweatshirt for people who understand that first principles outlast financial models.

About the Product

This Unisex Premium Sweatshirt features a classic crewneck fit, soft interior feel, and a durable 100% cotton face.

Designed for warmth, comfort and everyday wear throughout the colder months.

Main features

High-quality print — sharp and long-lasting
Premium blend — soft, warm and durable
Unisex fit — comfortable and versatile
Minimal artwork inspired by Bitcoin and sound money principles

Printing

⚡ High-quality, colorful printing that holds up over time and repeated washing.

Specifications

100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²)
Tightly knit 3-end fleece
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Built for comfort. Built to last.

Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings. Please refer to the size chart for the perfect fit.

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Size guide

cm in

sweatshirt size measurement guide showing body length, chest width and sleeve length

Size	A	B	C
S	68.6	50.8	59.7
M	71	53.3	61
L	73.7	58.4	61
XL	76.2	63.5	61
2XL	78.7	67.3	61
3XL	81.3	71	61

Size	A	B	C
S	27	20	23 ½
M	28	21	24
L	29	23	24
XL	30	25	24
2XL	31	26 ½	24
3XL	32	28	24

Measurements refer to the garment laid flat.
Note: slight variations can occur due to manufacturing tolerances.

Material And Product Fit

• Regular fit
• 100% cotton face
• Unisex (suitable for him and her)
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Feels nice and soft.
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Environmentally Friendly Production

Built with respect for both people and the environment.

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• Meets EU REACH requirements

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Store of Value ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For product safety inquiries or concerns, please contact: info@storeofvalue.eu

Care Instructions

• Wash inside-out at a maximum of 30°C with similar colours and mild detergent, using a gentle cycle.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat, or hang to dry to extend the life of the garment.
• If needed, iron inside-out on a cool setting. Do not iron over the design.

Did you know..

Bitcoin created in 2009 by an anonymous person or group named Satoshi Nakamoto, is the first decentralized cryptocurrency.

It operates on a revolutionary technology called blockchain, offering secure, borderless transactions without the need for intermediaries like banks.

Among other unique features it has gained widespread popularity as a digital store of value and means of exchange.

Bitcoin is better money for a better world! Study Bitcoin!