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B – Cranky – Bitcoin Coaster – By BitPopArt
B – Cranky – Bitcoin Coaster – By BitPopArt
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Moody. Funny. Totally relatable. 😝
Add a spark of attitude to your table with the B – Cranky – Bitcoin Coaster by BitPopArt. This playful design shows the iconic Bitcoin character with its tongue out — a cheeky nod to those moments when markets dip, but your conviction stays strong.
✨ Product Highlights
🛡 Premium Build: Durable hardboard surface paired with a natural cork base — stylish, sturdy, and non-slip.
💧 Heat & Water-Resistant: Perfect for your coffee, tea, or evening drink — easy to wipe clean and built to last.
🌍 Worldwide Shipping: Securely packaged and shipped globally — because Bitcoin attitude knows no borders.
⚡ Pay with Bitcoin: Checkout via Bitcoin on-chain or Bitcoin Lightning — fast, permissionless, and borderless.
💬 Why This Design?
Sometimes Bitcoiners feel the heat of the market — and that’s okay. This coaster captures that playful frustration while reminding you to keep your sense of humor (and your sats) intact.
🧡 B – Cranky – Bitcoin Coaster:
Stay cool, sip steady, and remember — even cranky Bitcoin stays unstoppable.



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Material And Product Fit
Material And Product Fit
• 9.5cm x 9.5cm (3.74" x 3.74")
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
Environmentally Friendly Production
Environmentally Friendly Production
Built with respect for both people and the environment.
• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• Meets EU REACH requirements
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean
Did you know..
Did you know..
Bitcoin created in 2009 by an anonymous person or group named Satoshi Nakamoto, is the first decentralized cryptocurrency. It operates on a revolutionary technology called blockchain, offering secure, borderless transactions without the need for intermediaries like banks. Among other unique features it has gained widespread popularity as a digital store of value and means of exchange. Bitcoin is better money for a better world! Study Bitcoin!
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