• Rat Poison Squared Bitcoin Cork-back coaster
  • Rat Poison Squared Bitcoin Cork-back coaster
  • Rat Poison Squared Bitcoin Cork-back coaster
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Rat Poison Squared - Bitcoin Coaster

Rat Poison Squared - Bitcoin Coaster

€6.95 EUR
€6.95 EUR
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Rat Poison Squared - Bitcoin Coaster

Laugh out loud. Stack even harder.

Meet our bold “Rat Poison Squared” Cork-Back Bitcoin Coaster — a tongue-in-cheek nod to Warren Buffett’s labeled comment on bitcoin. This coaster isn’t just a surface protector; it’s a conversation starter with attitude.

✨ Product Highlights

🛡 Premium Build: Crafted with a 3 mm hardboard top layer and cork backing to keep your surfaces scratch-free and non-slip. 
💧 Heat & Water-Resistant: Ready for hot coffee, iced drinks, or late-night stacking sessions—just wipe clean. 
🌍 Worldwide Shipping: Packaged securely and delivered globally—because your stack and style have no borders. 
⚡ Pay with Bitcoin: Checkout seamless via Bitcoin on-chain or Bitcoin Lightning payments—modern, fast, and sovereign.

⚡ Why Choose This Coaster?

It’s more than a coaster—it’s a statement of independence and humor in one. Whether it’s on your desk, coffee table, or gifted to a fellow Bitcoiner, it reflects resilience and the freedom-driven mindset behind the Bitcoin symbol.

🖤 Rat Poison Squared – Cork-Back Coaster: Functional. Humorous. Bitcoin-Powered.

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Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster - Store of Value

Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster - Store of Value

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Material And Product Fit

• 9.5cm x 9.5cm (3.74" x 3.74")
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top

Environmentally Friendly Production

This product is crafted from high-quality materials, with a strong commitment to both environmental sustainability and ethical labor practices. We ensure that every stage of production respects nature and provides safe, fair working conditions for all workers involved

Care Instructions

• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Did you know..

Bitcoin created in 2009 by an anonymous person or group named Satoshi Nakamoto, is the first decentralized cryptocurrency.It operates on a revolutionary technology called blockchain, offering secure, borderless transactions without the need for intermediaries like banks. Among other unique features it has gained widespread popularity as a digital store of value and means of exchange. Bitcoin is better money for a better world! Study Bitcoin!

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