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Rat Poison Squared – Bitcoin Coaster

Rat Poison Squared – Bitcoin Coaster

$9.00 USD
$9.00 USD
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Laugh out loud. Stack even harder.

Meet our bold “Rat Poison Squared” Cork-Back Bitcoin Coaster — a tongue-in-cheek nod to Warren Buffett’s labeled comment on bitcoin. This coaster isn’t just a surface protector; it’s a conversation starter with attitude.

✨ Product Highlights

🛡 Premium Build: Crafted with a 3 mm hardboard top layer and cork backing to keep your surfaces scratch-free and non-slip. 

💧 Heat & Water-Resistant: Ready for hot coffee, iced drinks, or late-night stacking sessions—just wipe clean. 

🌍 Worldwide Shipping: Packaged securely and delivered globally—because your stack and style have no borders. 

⚡ Pay with Bitcoin: Checkout seamless via Bitcoin on-chain or Bitcoin Lightning payments—modern, fast, and sovereign.

⚡ Why Choose This Coaster?

It’s more than a coaster—it’s a statement of independence and humor in one. Whether it’s on your desk, coffee table, or gifted to a fellow Bitcoiner, it reflects resilience and the freedom-driven mindset behind the Bitcoin symbol.

🖤 Rat Poison Squared – Bitcoin Coaster:

Functional. Humorous. Bitcoin-Powered.

Rat Poison Squared Bitcoin coaster in hand

Rat Poison Squared Bitcoin coaster with coffee cup

Bitcoin Accepted Here

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Material And Product Fit

• 9.5cm x 9.5cm (3.74" x 3.74")
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top

Environmentally Friendly Production

Built with respect for both people and the environment.

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• Meets EU REACH requirements

Care Instructions

• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Did you know..

Bitcoin created in 2009 by an anonymous person or group named Satoshi Nakamoto, is the first decentralized cryptocurrency.It operates on a revolutionary technology called blockchain, offering secure, borderless transactions without the need for intermediaries like banks. Among other unique features it has gained widespread popularity as a digital store of value and means of exchange. Bitcoin is better money for a better world! Study Bitcoin!

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