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Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster

Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster

Regular price €6.95 EUR
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About the Design - Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster

Introducing our laugh-out-loud Cork-Back Bitcoin Coaster featuring the cheeky imprint, 'Rat Poison Squared.' Because who said Bitcoin and comedy can't go hand in hand? This Bitcoin coaster isn't just a table protector; it's a conversation starter, a giggle inducer, and a playful nod to Warren Buffet's Bitcoin skepticism. Spice up your sips with a coaster that's as bold and amusing as the Bitcoin world it represents!

About the Product

This Bitcoin coaster offers both style and functionality, featuring a heat-resistant surface that protects your furniture from marks and stains caused by hot or cold beverages. The cork backing ensures the coaster stays firmly in place, making it a practical choice for daily use.

This coaster is ideal for anyone who enjoys a bit of humor mixed with their enthusiasm for cryptocurrency, making it a great conversation starter or a unique gift for friends and colleagues.

🌈 High-quality, colorful printing 

What really sets these coasters apart is the stunning, exceptional quality print. Our designs are made with extreme precision and are absolutely unique. Quality and originality come together in every design, giving your table a personal touch that you won't find anywhere else. 

Main features

  • Heat-resistant & Water-repellent: The 3 mm hardboard top layer protects your table against heat and prevents rings caused by liquids, keeping your furniture looking like new.
  • Cork Underlay for Protection: The cork underlay prevents scratches on your table top and minimizes sliding of the coaster.
  • Versatile Use: Suitable for glasses, coffee cups, bottles etc. making them perfect for all kinds of drinks.
  • Ideal as a Gift: A great gift for holidays or birthdays, combining functionality and style.
  • High-quality Print: Each design is unique and of exceptionally high quality, giving your table a personal touch.

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Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster - Store of Value

Rat Poison Squared - Cork-back Bitcoin Coaster - Store of Value

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Material And Product Fit

• 9.5cm x 9.5cm (3.74" x 3.74")
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top

Environmentally Friendly Production

This product is crafted from high-quality materials, with a strong commitment to both environmental sustainability and ethical labor practices. We ensure that every stage of production respects nature and provides safe, fair working conditions for all workers involved

Care Instructions

• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Did you know..

In the wild world of finance, Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha, once likened Bitcoin to "rat poison squared." Now, imagine this: in the grand financial circus, where traditional suits are juggling stocks and bonds, along comes Bitcoin, wearing a mischievous grin, and Buffett just can't resist calling it the double whammy of rat poison.

Picture it like this - Buffett, the ringmaster of conventional investments, spots Bitcoin doing acrobatics on the high wire, and instead of applauding, he playfully declares it the circus's most curious act. But, here's the twist: the audience, full of Bitcoin enthusiasts, erupts in cheers, because to them, Bitcoin isn't just rat poison, it's the magic potion transforming the financial landscape.

So, the next time someone mentions Buffett's "rat poison squared," just imagine Bitcoin as the cheeky performer in the financial big top, leaving everyone guessing whether it's mischief or magic that defines its circus act. It's a financial funhouse where even the rats are smiling!

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