Shitcoins - Bitcoin Coaster - By BitPopArt

Shitcoins - Bitcoin Coaster - By BitPopArt

Decentralized truth. Zero bullshit.

The Shitcoins – Bitcoin Coaster by BitPopArt is a witty yet powerful statement piece that cuts straight to the point. It celebrates Bitcoin’s integrity while poking fun at the countless copycats that try — and fail — to replicate true decentralization. Bold, minimal, and unapologetic, this coaster reminds you why Bitcoin stands alone as the only real sound money.

✨ Product Highlights

🛡 Premium Build: Durable hardboard top with natural cork backing — protects your surfaces and prevents slipping.
💧 Heat & Water-Resistant: Ideal for hot coffee, cold drinks, or evening whiskey — simply wipe clean.
🌍 Worldwide Shipping: Securely packaged and shipped globally — because Bitcoin has no borders.
⚡ Pay with Bitcoin: Easy checkout via Bitcoin on-chain or Bitcoin Lightning — fast, borderless, and sovereign.

🧭 Why Focus on Bitcoin?

Bitcoin stands apart as the only neutral and decentralized monetary network.
It has no central authority, company, or foundation controlling it.
By focusing on Bitcoin, we support its mission to become global, permissionless money for everyone.

Bitcoin gives power back to the individual — not banks, governments, or corporations.
It’s sovereign money for a sovereign world.

🚫 Why Not Other Coins?

We intentionally do not accept Ethereum, USDT, or other so-called “crypto” currencies.
Our commitment is to Bitcoin only, because it is the most secure, transparent, and decentralized network ever created.

Other coins are often controlled by centralized teams, companies, or foundations — the very systems Bitcoin was built to replace.
Bitcoin, on the other hand, is open, neutral, and incorruptible — money by the people, for the people.

🧡 Shitcoins – Bitcoin Coaster: Functional. Fearless. 100% Bitcoin-Powered.

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